This Working Out Isn’t Working Out

| Romantic | March 18, 2013

(My husband is working out without his shirt on.)

Me: “Baby, I am objectifying you!”

(He stops and looks at me.)

Me: “Don’t stop! How often does someone see live p*rn?”

Husband: “It’s not p*rn.”

(He stops again to play with the cat.)

Me: “Stop buffering!”

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