This Won’t Have A Picture-Perfect Resolution

I own a photo lab and studio; we do exactly zero medical services here. I get a call.

Me: “[Studio], how can I help you?”

Caller: “Do you take [Insurance]?”

Me: *Pauses* “We’re a photo lab and studio. I think you called the wrong number.”

Caller: “I know who I called; do you take my insurance?!”

Me: “We aren’t a medical facility. I do photos.”

Caller: “I know what you do. That’s why I called you. Do you take my insurance?!”

Me: “You want a doctor’s office; we’re not in the medical field. You called the wrong number. I can’t help you.”

Caller: “I know who I called and what you do! Now answer my question. Do you take [Insurance]?!“

Me: “No, we don’t.”

Caller: “Why not?!“

Me: “Because we’re not a doctor’s office.”

Caller: “You’re useless!” *Slams the phone down*

I wish I could charge insurance companies for my services; I could raise my rates then!