This Was A Mis-Steak

| Related | December 9, 2015

(This conversation occurred when I was a teenager living with my mom. I had asked her to make me a steak, so she had pan-grilled one, badly. After setting it in front of me with a knife and fork, she walked away to work on some paperwork.)

Me: “Mmooomm, this steak’s kinda tough.”

Mom: “Just shut up and eat it.”

Me: “Uh, Mom?”

Mom: *sigh* “What?”

Me: “The steak broke my knife.”

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