This Vegetarian Is A Red Herring
Customer: “I’d like your chicken caesar wrap, please. With no chicken or bacon bits.”
Me: “Are you a vegetarian?”
Customer: “Yes, why?”
Me: “Well, I just wanted you to know that the caesar salad dressing has anchovy paste in it.”
Customer: “So?”
Me: “Anchovy is a kind of fish.”
Customer: “I said I was vegetarian, not vegan.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.