This Time, It’s Purr-sonal

(My little brother opens the door to let our cat into my room. Earlier, the cat dug his claws into me trying to climb onto my lap, and I’m still annoyed with him, so I block his path.)

Brother: “Why are you so evil? Let him in your room.”

Me: “No. He drew blood earlier trying to get on my lap.”

Brother: “Well, that’s your fault… for having blood.”