Keep It Above Desk And Above Board

(It’s the first day of my psychology lecture course. It’s a stadium style classroom which is not a common classroom at my school. My professor is currently in the process of explaining the course when she suddenly stops and looks around the room for a moment.)

Professor: “Oh and by the way. I can see beneath the desks. I can see everything. I had two students in here last term who were dating and sat beside each other… Don’t make me call you out on that. Just don’t, ew, don’t… do that…”