This Team Is Bananas

Bizarre, Canada, Funny, Grocery Store, Hotel, Ontario | Right | May 13, 2017

(I run the breakfast bar at a small hotel. We have a hockey team in house, for which we usually purchase lots of bananas as the players like to take a few extra to bring to their games. As such, I have half a grocery cart full of bananas. Note also that hockey teams, in particular, are known in the industry to be the most unruly type of guest. This exchange takes place between me and the customer behind me in line.)

Customer: “Goodness gracious! Are you taking care of a bunch of monkeys?!”

Me: “No, ma’am, just feeding them for the weekend.”

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