This Story Just Broke-A-Fied Us

, , , | Right | May 11, 2020

A customer has called in and is complaining that he can’t get online. After several minutes of asking him questions like, “Are you using a wireless or wired connection?” and, “What lights are burning on the modem?”, all of which he doesn’t seem to understand a bit of, he goes off.

Customer: “I am a college graduate! I know about all these things! Now, the computer box is all broke-a-fied and the blinky-light box is not blinky anymore. You make it fixed now!”

I realized that I would not be able to “make it fixed.”

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