This Sport Will Take Years Off You
(It is New Year’s Eve. My friends and I have been playing pool. My dad comes in to check on us.)
Me: “Hey, dad. We should have a game next!”
Dad: “No.”
Me: “Why not?”
Dad: “Because we’ll be here until, well, next year!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?