This Song Blows
(I am a fan of a couple of Korean girl groups, BLACKPINK and Red Velvet. I am in my room listening to a song by the former while doing homework, when my younger brother enters and flops on the floor.)
Brother: “I’m booorrrrred. What are you listening to?”
Me: “BLACKPINK.”
Brother: “What song?”
Me: “Whistle.”
Brother: “Play it for me.”
(Because I know it’ll shut him up and make him leave, I restart the song and play it out loud. The start of the song goes, “Make ‘em whistle like a missile, bomb, bomb.” My brother laughs originally, but then when they start singing in Korean he looks confused.)
Brother: “What language is that?”
Me: “Korean. They’re a Korean group.”
Brother: “Korean? And they sing about bombs?!”
Me: “The song is actually a complex story about two people, and this girl is trying desperately to start a relationship with the other person. She encourages them to call out to her, to communicate, but the idea of whistling is also supposed to convey a heartbeat. The girl doesn’t want this person to go, and is expressing a desire for a lasting relationship.”
Brother: “…”
(He then listened to the rest of the song and left the room.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?