This Should Ruffle A Few Feathers
Australia, Health & Body, Home, Perth, Pets & Animals, Roommates, Western Australia | Friendly | September 16, 2019
(I’m cleaning up after a cat incident, letting out harsh, barking coughs every few seconds. After a few minutes of this, my housemate sticks her head out her door in concern.)
Housemate: “You okay? What happened?”
Me: “[Cat] caught a bird. It wasn’t hurt, so I let it go outside, but it lost a lot of feathers.”
Housemate: “Aren’t you allergic to feathers?”
Me: “EXTREMELY.”