This Shall Henceforth Be Called Squirrelling
(We had rearranged the store recently so regulars were having trouble finding things. One of our regular customers comes in, and looks around confused. I walk up to them.)
Me: “Can I help you find something?”
Customer: “So, where did you hide your nuts?”
(I nearly explode trying not to burst into laughter as I show him where they were moved to.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.