This Scam Would Have Benefitted From Twenty-Twenty Vision
I am at the register, and I give the customer his change.
Customer: “Hey! I paid with two twenties!”
Me: “Sir, your total was $17.”
Customer: “…huh?”
Me: “You paid with one twenty, and your change is three.”
Customer: “No, I paid with two twenties!”
Me: “Sir, please do the math. Why would you give me two twenties when your total was less than twenty?”
It takes a moment for the customer to figure it out, but when he does…
Customer: “Ah… f***.”
It was honestly the dumbest scam I’ve ever seen anyone try to pull.
