This Scam Is A Folly-cle 

My manager and I are standing behind our wall just chatting after I have delivered food to my only table. As we’re talking, we see a diner has finished his roast beef and gravy meal. Just before I can go drop the check, I watch him pluck some hair from his own head, wrap it around the fork, and smear it around the plate.

He looks over and sees me and calls me over.

Customer: “This is unacceptable! There is hair in my food! I want a refund, or I am going to sue!”

I let him go on for a minute before telling him:

Me: “Sir, I watched you do that yourself.”

Customer: *Red and angry* “You can’t prove that! Get me your manager!”

Manager: “I’m right here, sir, and we have it all on video. Pay and leave. You’re not welcome in our restaurant again.”

My manager made him pay and off he went, hair and all.