This Sauce Has A Bite To It
Me: “Would you like any sauces or ketchup, sir?”
Customer: “Yea, I’ll take some of that Pomeranian Sauce.”
Me: “Pardon?”
Customer: “Pomeranian Sauce!”
Me: “Uh… you mean Polynesian Sauce?”
Customer: “Oh! Yeah, that’s it!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?