This Sale Has No Future
(Note: It is a Sunday afternoon.)
Customer: “How much is a bag of mussels?”
Me: “They’re $2.99.”
Customer: “Are they on sale?”
Me: “Yes, they are.”
Customer: “How long are they going to be on sale?”
Me: “They’re on sale until Saturday.”
Customer: “So, do you mean next Saturday, or yesterday?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.