This Romance Has Gone Belly Up

| Romantic | September 11, 2013

(My husband and I are cuddling in bed when my stomach starts to gurgle.)

Husband: “What was that?”

Me: “Sorry, I missed lunch.”

(My stomach gurgles again and my husband pulls my shirt up and taps on my stomach, which gurgles yet again.)

Husband: “It’s talking to me!”

Me: “No, leave it alone; it doesn’t want to talk to you.”

(He taps my stomach and then presses his ear to it.)

Husband: “It says that you need to remember to eat. It also says that you should stop eating so much chocolate.”

Me: “No, lies!”

(My stomach growls loudly.)

Husband: “See!”

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