This Robot Is REALLY In Disguise

(It’s right before the holiday break, so I have a digital camera in class to take pictures at a Christmas party one of my classes has that day. The next class there’s no one there but me, the teacher, and two other girls since everyone else bailed a day early for break, so I decide to show my teacher some of the pictures on my camera.)

Teacher: “Now, there’s nothing on here that’s inappropriate or anything, right?”

Me: “Nope. It’s mostly just pictures from the party last period and my cats…”

(Just as I finished saying that, he flipped to a picture that I forgot my sister and I had taken of a Transformer toy wearing a Barbie dress with his arm around a beer bottle that was twice the size that he was and a paper sign that said “Prom Night” in the background.)

Teacher: “Um…”

Me: “There’s a story behind that one, but I’m afraid that it makes just as much sense in context…”