This Relationship Was Filmed In Front Of A Fake Studio Audience
(We are cuddling on the sofa.)
Me: “Will you be my love?”
Boyfriend: “I already am your love!”
Me: “Will you stay my love?”
Boyfriend: “Of course!”
Me: “Will you be my love forever?” *puts on stalker girlfriend face*”
Boyfriend:” Yes.” *pauses, turns, and says and to an imaginary audience* “…actual results may vary.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
