This Relationship Is In Good Shape

(My fiancé and I are lying in bed, having a playful argument.)

Me: “Your argument is somewhat circular.”

Fiancé: “You’re somewhat circular!”

(I stare at him in disbelief for a moment, then start laughing.)

Me: “I can’t believe you just said that! I’m putting it on NotAlwaysRomantic.”

Fiancé: “You can’t always be romantic! It would make the romantic times less special. It might seem like I was being unromantic, but really I was just making all the other moments more romantic!”