This Relationship Has Wings

(My husband and I are making dinner. As I walk past him, he pinches me, and I make a weird sound.)

Husband: “You sound like a pterodactyl!”

Me: “Hmph!”

Husband: “…a very cute, dainty pterodactyl!”

Me: *flapping my arms as I walk out to the table* “Beats being a T-Rex.”

Husband: “We’re meatless tonight anyway.”