This Relationship Has Turned Sour (Milk)
(I have been dating my boyfriend for two years when our milkman asks me out. He and I are close to the same age, and he’s been delivering our milk for years.)
Me: “I’m sorry, but no. I have a boyfriend.”
(A couple of weeks later he tries again.)
Milkman: “Hey. I spoke to your ‘boyfriend’ and he said it was all right for you to go out with me.”
Me: “What the h***? You really think I’m going to stuff up a two-year-long relationship on that?”
(He starts dating my best friend for a few months. She dumps him because he’s too clingy, telling me that I was lucky to avoid that. A couple of years later I get married and am back at my mother’s place for visit when he arrives to deliver the milk.)
Milkman: “Hey, [My Name]. Where have you been?”
Me: “I got married.”
Milkman: “Oh… How is it?”
Me: “Well, I’m back here”
Milkman: “Oh, how about you and I…”
Me: “I’m joking; I’m just here for a visit.”
Milkman: “Oh…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.