This Relationship Has Taken An Alarming Turn

(I tend to hit the snooze button on my alarm over and over, which irritates my boyfriend. This morning he decides to wake me up instead.)

Boyfriend: *quietly* “Wake up.”

Me: “No!”

Boyfriend: *whiney voice, while shaking me* “But it’s time to wake up.”

(I grumble, so he wraps his arms and legs around me tightly, and starts rolling back and forth on the bed.)

Boyfriend: “Ring ring ring! I’m your alarm clock! Ring ring ring!”

Me: “Stop! I hate you!”

Boyfriend: *still rolling me around, nuzzling my neck* “But, I’m your alarm clock and I looove you!”