This Relationship Has Taken An Alarming Turn

| Romantic | March 22, 2012

(I tend to hit the snooze button on my alarm over and over, which irritates my boyfriend. This morning he decides to wake me up instead.)

Boyfriend: *quietly* “Wake up.”

Me: “No!”

Boyfriend: *whiney voice, while shaking me* “But it’s time to wake up.”

(I grumble, so he wraps his arms and legs around me tightly, and starts rolling back and forth on the bed.)

Boyfriend: “Ring ring ring! I’m your alarm clock! Ring ring ring!”

Me: “Stop! I hate you!”

Boyfriend: *still rolling me around, nuzzling my neck* “But, I’m your alarm clock and I looove you!”

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