This Pun Was A Real Hit
Festival, Funny, Kansas, Parents/Guardians, Punny, Sons & Daughters, USA | Related
| October 21, 2021
My teenage daughter and I are at a Renaissance Festival listening to a musician. I say something to my daughter and she punches me in the arm.
Wife: “What did you hit Dad for?”
Daughter: “Tell her.”
Me: “I just said I knew that musician. During periods of civil disorder, he breaks into businesses and steals stuff.”
Wife: “…”
Me: “He’s a luter.”
Wife: “Hit him again.”
Question of the Week
Has a customer ever tried to cross you and lived to regret it? What happened?