This Problem Has Been Addressed

Customer: “I haven’t been receiving my coupons in the mail! I want you to fix it!”

Me: “Okay. Let me look you up in our system.”

(The customer isn’t coming up under the phone number, last name, or zip code.)

Customer: “Oh. When I signed up, I didn’t put that info down.”

Me: “Why not?”

Customer: “I don’t want you guys mailing me junk!”

This story is included in our Even-More-Impossible requests roundup!

Read the next Even-More-Impossible requests roundup story!

Read the Even-More-Impossible requests roundup!