This One Is A Bad Egg, Part 2

I work on the drive-thru and it’s a few seconds before I go on break.

Me: “Hi. How are you today?”

Customer: “YES, HELLO! Can you hear me?!”

Me: “Yes, I can. What can I get for you today, ma’am?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like a bean taco, no meat. Okay? And a side of rice!”

Me: “All right, sub beans for beef and a side of rice. Anything else?”

Customer: “Does your rice have eggs in it?”

Me: “No, ma’am.”

Customer: “Are you sure? If it does and I eat it, I’ll die!”

I am thinking, “Then why are you here? If you don’t know, don’t come here to eat.”

Me: “I’m sure, ma’am, is everyth—”

Customer: *Cuts me off* “If there are eggs, I’ll die, and I’ll sue you!”

I’m thinking, “How the h*** can you sue me if you’re dead?”

Me: “There are no eggs, ma’am. Please pull forward to the second window.”

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