This One Definitely Needs Decaf, Part 2
Coffee Shop | Right | March 12, 2016
Customer: “Now I’m going to ASSUME you follow the corporate policy and you have to do a pour over for decaf?”
Me: “Yes, sir, but I’m happy to do one for you if you’ve got a minute!”
Customer: “I don’t HAVE a minute.”
Me: “Okay… well, I could do a decaf Americano for the same price instead!”
Customer: “Well, I COULD throw you out the window and see if you can fly but that wouldn’t be what you WANT, now would it?!”
