This New Burger Is The Cream Of The Crop

, , , | Right | February 5, 2020

Me: “Hi, welcome to [Restaurant]. Will this be for here?”

Customer: “Yes, it’s for here.”

Me: “What can I get for you?”

Customer: “What’s that new burger y’all got?”

Me: “It has our signature sauce with pickles, onions, tomatoes, and lettuce. Would you like to try one?”

Customer: “What is the signature sauce?”

Me: “I’m unsure because it is a special.”

Customer: “Okay, well, I don’t know what it is, so can I get whipped cream, instead?”

Me: *weirded out* “Sure, let me tell the sandwich maker.” *to the assistant manager* “Hey, boss, she wants whipped cream instead of the special sauce.”

Manager: *laughs* “Okay, sure.”

Me: “Here you go, ma’am, enjoy.”

Customer: “Thank you.”

(She ate every bit of that burger. GROSS.)

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