This Movie Doctor Zhivago’s On And On
I work for a mainstream chain movie theater. We are not independent and we only show the big releases. An older couple comes in to buy some tickets.
Customer: “Two tickets for Doctor Zhivago, please.”
Me: “Uh, we’re not showing that movie.”
Customer: “Oh, dear, did I miss it?”
Me: “By about fifty years.”
It turns out they wanted to see “Doctor Strange.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?