This Love Has A Dead End

| Coos Bay, OR, USA | Romantic | May 9, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are talking about zombies.)

Boyfriend: “Babe, everyone knows zombies can’t see! It’s all about the smell and hearing!”

Me: “You’ve never been more wrong in your life. I would survive longer then you.”

Boyfriend: “Wait, if we teamed up…”

Me: “We could rule the world!”

Both of us: *in unison* “Mwahaha! Rulers of the zombies!”

(My mom walks in and stares at us.)

Mom: “You freaks are perfect for each other.”

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