This Love Has A Dead End
(My boyfriend and I are talking about zombies.)
Boyfriend: “Babe, everyone knows zombies can’t see! It’s all about the smell and hearing!”
Me: “You’ve never been more wrong in your life. I would survive longer then you.”
Boyfriend: “Wait, if we teamed up…”
Me: “We could rule the world!”
Both of us: *in unison* “Mwahaha! Rulers of the zombies!”
(My mom walks in and stares at us.)
Mom: “You freaks are perfect for each other.”
Question of the Week
Who is the worst person you’ve ever worked with?