This Logic Is Dead On Arrival

Learning | July 6, 2013

Professor: “An animate is something that when you kick it, it screams. If you kick a snake, it will scream and yell, ‘Stop it!'”

Student: “What about dead people? Are they still animate?”

Professor: “Of course. Because if you kick them, they still scream. You’ve probably never noticed this, because you’ve never kicked a dead person.”

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