This List Is Full Of Hot Air

(My mother-in-law offers to go to the grocery store for everyone.)

Mother-In-Law: *reading list* “Okay, sandwich stuff, bread…. fart juice? What in the world is fart juice?”

Spouse: “Jeez, Mom. Fruit juice!”

Mother-In-Law: “Well, your handwriting is awful!”

Spouse: “Well, you’re the one who read a shopping list and got fart juice out of it! Why would your mind even go there? What the heck is fart juice anyway?”

Me: “I… don’t want to know.”

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