This Lip Balm Is The Bomb
(I am male. I am going through airport security when they’re talking about putting small containers of liquid in a bag. I realize that the lip balm I brought with me might be seen as liquidy enough to meet the restrictions. My TSA agent is female.)
Me: “What about lip balm?”
TSA Agent: “Lip gloss… Lip gloss goes in the bag.”
Me: “Uh, it’s just lip balm.”
TSA Agent: “Lip gloss goes in the bag.”
Me: “But it’s lip balm!”
TSA Agent: “In the bag.”
(As a guy, I was very confused about her calling it lip gloss… until I realized that I use a regional pronunciation that doesn’t enunciate the L in words like “balm,” and she was trying to stop me from essentially saying “bomb” in airport security. Though grateful, I always look back on this incident as very weird. Couldn’t she have called it lip moisturizer or something?)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?