This Land Was Made For Me Not You
Me: “Hello. May I take your order?”
Customer: “Yes, I’d like two bean burritos, two fah-jee-tuhs, grilled stuffed burritos, and a large drink.”
Me: “Fah-jee-tuh?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “You mean fajitas?”
Customer: “No, we don’t pronounce it like that! We’re in America, not Mexico!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
