This Lady Is Giving You All The Finger

I work in a grocery store. A woman in her fifties got her finger stuck in one of those sanitary wipe containers used to clean the shopping cart handles. She refused to just pull it out because she “didn’t want to cut her finger.” The edges are a bit pointy, seeing that they’re plastic.

We weren’t allowed to cut around her finger, due to liability issues; if we cut her, it would be on us. So, we had to call 911.

Two fire engines, the fire chief, an ambulance, and a cop showed up, all for one lady with a stuck finger.

One fireman made the hole a little bigger and pulled the woman’s finger out. Her finger still got cut.