This Just Took A Downward Slide
(A customer walks up to my register and tries sliding his card.)
Me: “Oh, actually, your card won’t work until the very end of the transaction.”
Customer: “Oh, okay.”
Me: “Do you have a [store loyalty card] with us?”
Customer: “Yes. Under my phone number.”
Me: “Okay.”
Customer: “It’s [number].”
(I type in the phone number.)
Me: “Under [Name]?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Okay, so then just hit ‘correct’ over there for me.”
(I gesture to the screen. The customer slides his card again.)
Me: “Oh no, first you’ll need to hit ‘correct’ for me.”
Customer: “Okay.”
(The customer slides his card again.)
Me: “No, hit correct first.”
Customer: “Okay.”
(The customer slides his card AGAIN.)
Me: “Hit the button.”
Customer: “Oh.”
(The customer slides his card again. I give up and just hit the ‘total’ button.)
Me: “Okay, you can slide your card now.”
Customer: “I thought I slid it already.”
Me: “You did, but I wasn’t ready for you yet.”
Customer: “Oh, slide now?”
Me: “Yes.”
(The customer slides his card. The PIN number prompt comes up. The customer just sits there, staring at nothing in particular.)
Me: “It’s asking you to put in your PIN number.”
Customer: “Oh, okay.”
(The customer types in his PIN, and then stares off into space again.)
Me: “Now it’s asking you to approve the total.”
(The customer hits the ‘no’ button.)
Me: “Is something wrong?”
Customer: “No, why?”
Me: “Well, you hit the ‘no’ button.”
Customer: “Oh, I thought it was asking me if I wanted cash back.”
Me: “No. We don’t offer cash back. It was asking you to approve the total. No worries, I can re-run it and it’ll just ask you to put in your PIN again.”
Customer: “I have to put in my PIN AGAIN?”
Me: “Yes, you do.”
Customer: “Ugh. This is so FRUSTRATING!”
Me: “Okay, so now just hit ‘yes.'”
(The customer finally hits ‘yes,’ and we are able to go on our merry way!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.