This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 6

I can’t tell you how often I’ve had this conversation with a customer at my fabric store.

Customer: “Do you think this fabric will go with my decor?”

Me: “Um, honestly, I have no idea, ma’am.”

Customer: “Well, this is terrible customer service. Why won’t you answer me? Afraid to have an opinion?”

Me: “No, ma’am, it’s just that I’ve never seen your house, so I have no idea what will go with your decor.”

The customer usually gets angry, flustered, or both, and flounces off. No one told me when I got the job that being psychic was a job requirement.

Related:
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 5
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 4
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 3
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 2
This Job May Require Telepathy