This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 13
A customer comes up to me near the meat counter and just says without context:
Customer: “I want a large one.”
Me: “A large what?”
Customer: *Eye roll.* “Not. A. Small. Sized. One.”
Me: “I meant what did you want? You haven’t told me what.”
Customer: *Bigger eye roll.* “Jesus. Pork tenderloin!”
Related:
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 12
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 11
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 10
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 9
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 8






