This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 12
Our chain is doing those rewards stickers on every beverage, and once you get five, you get a free medium beverage of your choice. You could get coffee, a frappe, hot chocolate, etc.
This guy who I’ve never seen before just walks up to my register, hands his full rewards sticker to me, and says nothing.
Me: *In my peppy Barbie voice* “Hi! Which free drink would you like?”
Customer: *Yelling* “You f****** idiot! Obviously, I just want a black coffee!”
Me: “How is that obvious?”
Customer: “Do I look like a guy who drinks girly frappes?”
Me: “One cup of bitter toxic masculinity coming up!”
Worth the little “slap on the wrist”!
Related:
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 11
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 10
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 9
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 8
This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 7
