This Job Is Sliding Downhill
I’m working as a lifeguard, and I’m currently stationed at the top of our pool’s slides. My job is to send kids down the slide spaced out so they don’t run into each other.
Kid #1: “Will you tell me when I can go?”
Me: “Yes.”
I watch the slides to see when it’s clear.
Kid #1: “Can I go yet?”
Me: *Seeing the slide isn’t clear* “Not yet—”
The kid goes down the slide.
Kid #2: “Will you tell me when to go?”
Me: “Yes.”
Internally: “That’s my literal job.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?