This Job Has More Than Just Red Flags

It’s my first day working in the clothing department. A manager takes me past the changing rooms.

Manager: “Oh, one thing to note about clean up after the store closes. If there’s a nest of clothes on the floor, pick up the pieces individually, by the edge of a hem, or use a hanger to pick them up.”

Me: “Uh… sure, but why?”

Manager: “Depending on what you find, you’ll want to alert a manager to a code yellow, brown, or red.”

Me: “Holy s***!”

Manager: “Yeah, that would be the code brown.”