This Job Blows

I just got hired to clean houses, and at first, the owner seems okay, but then stress or something gets to him and a switch flips.

Me: “The vacuum isn’t sucking. I think it’s clogged.”

Owner: “What, you don’t know how to change a vacuum?!”

Me: “Not this one, no.”

I’ve tried to change a new vacuum before and it didn’t end well, so I figured he could show me. He huffs and puffs and takes out the hose. It’s completely clogged.

Owner: “You should change the vacuum before you come!”

I wanted to say, “Hey, it’s YOUR vacuum!”

Owner: “You have to do it like this!”

He puts his mouth on the hose and blows out the dust.

Me: “Ew!”

He really thinks I’d put my mouth on a dirt-filled vacuum?! NOPE. I decided to quit, and he wasn’t happy, saying I put my hands in toilets. My hands yes, not my mouth!