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(I work in a music/movie store. We often get calls to see if we have something in stock before the customer comes to pick it up, especially if it is an uncommon title.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Store]; how may I help you?”
Customer: “Can you tell me if you have something?”
Me: “Sure! What is the title of it?”
Customer: “Creamed corn.”
Me: “Are you referring to the band Korn?”
Customer: “No, the food. Why would I want a band?”
Me: “Because this is a music store.”
Customer: “Look, just tell me if you’re out!”
Me: “But we’re always out…”
Customer: “You’re a lousy grocery store!” *hangs up*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.