This Is Why You Drink
Me: “Hi! What can I get you to drink?”
Customer: “I’d like some wine.”
Me: “Okay… I need a little more info than that. Do you want white or red wine, or rose?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “White, red, or rose?”
Customer: “Oh! White.”
Me: “All right, sweet or dry?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “…Sweet white wine or dry white wine?”
Customer: “Oh… hmm… I’ll have a dry white wine.”
Me: “Sure, would you like Chardonnay or Sauvignon Blanc?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: *sighs*
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