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This Is Why You Drink

| Right | March 18, 2016

Me: “Hi! What can I get you to drink?”

Customer: “I’d like some wine.”

Me: “Okay… I need a little more info than that. Do you want white or red wine, or rose?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “White, red, or rose?”

Customer: “Oh! White.”

Me: “All right, sweet or dry?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “…Sweet white wine or dry white wine?”

Customer: “Oh… hmm… I’ll have a dry white wine.”

Me: “Sure, would you like Chardonnay or Sauvignon Blanc?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: *sighs*

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