This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 6

Customer: “Wait, that’s only supposed to be twenty dollars cheaper.”

Me: “Yes sir, that’s after the mail-in rebate. You have to send in the paperwork and proof of purchase.”

Customer: “Well why don’t you give me the discount now and send in the rebate yourself?”

Me: “No, that’s not how this works. You are responsible for sending in the rebate yourself.”

Customer: “You mean you’re making me responsible for my own money?”