This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 44
Customer: “I have your mobile app… I know I can take a picture of a check and make a deposit that way. But I want to know how to make a mobile withdrawal…”
Me: “You want to know if you can make a mobile withdrawal?”
Customer: “Yes. I can’t figure out any way to do that.”
Me: “Well, sir, there is no way to do that because you would have to go to an ATM or into a branch to get actual cash.”
Customer: “But I’m not at an ATM and your branch is closed. I want to deposit this check through the app and get cash right now.”
Me: “Well sir, frankly, technology hasn’t gotten to the point where mobile phones can print – and even at that, printing money, unless done by the government, is illegal.”
Customer: “So I can’t make a mobile withdrawal?”
Me: “No, sir.”
Customer: “That’s stupid.” *click*
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