This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 3

Me: “Hello, what can I get for you?”

Customer: “Yeah, can I get a piece of candy?”

Me: “Sure, that’s one dollar.”

Customer: “Oh. I only have a five.” *starts walking away*

Me: “Excuse me, ma’am? I said it’s only a dollar.”

Customer: “I know. Why would I waste four dollars?”

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