Meet Dead Smurf
Grocery Store | Working
| May 20, 2016
(I work in the bakery department. The entrance also enters into the deli. I notice that there were two spills of red liquid.)
Deli Employee #1: “It looks like we killed someone back here.”
Deli Employee #2: “I shot a Smurf.”
Me: “There are two spots.”
Deli Employee #2: “Well, I had to take out the witness.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?