This Is Why People Stay In The Closet
I’m bisexual, but I only tell people if I trust them. I grow close to one girl at my work and decide to tell her. A few days later, I’m working a shift with a male coworker who treats everyone rudely and whom nobody likes.
Male Coworker: “So… [Friend] told me you’re gay.”
Me: *In shock* “Um, no, I’m not gay. I’m bisexual.”
Male Coworker: “That’s basically the same thing; you’re just confused. You’ll find a good man eventually, even with that lip piercing and weird holey ears.”
Me: “What business is it of yours, anyway?”
Male Coworker: “I’m just saying, it’s not natural.”
A few days later:
Male Coworker: “So, my girlfriend and I were looking to try new things in the bedroom. Do you want to join us?”
Me: “No. Don’t talk to me again unless it’s about work.”
Male Coworker: “Come on! It’s not like anyone would want to date you, anyway!”
Me: “So first, I’m unnatural, and now I’m suddenly a hopeless whore? You’re twisted, [Male Coworker]. I wasn’t going to say this, but this is why nobody likes you. You’re conceited and condescending.”
Male Coworker: *Rolls his eyes* “Oh, please. I’m not here to make friends, just to make money. In ten years, I’ll be the manager and you’ll be dead in the streets!”
I talked to the Human Resource rep and the manager and they both spoke to him, but his behavior did not improve. He wound up getting fired for cussing out a gay couple.
Question of the Week
What are some stupid customer moments you’ve experienced?