This Is What Happens When You Don’t Take Your Vitamins

There is a really strange customer who comes into my workplace from time to time. I try to stay off the floor when she’s in. I’ve helped her once or twice before, and now she doesn’t leave me alone if I’m in and she makes me extremely uncomfortable.

She comes in one Saturday:

Me: “[Manager], please take this one. I can’t deal.”

Manager: “She can’t be that bad, but fine, I’ll deal with it.”

She came to return a product and didn’t clarify what she was doing so, so my manager thought she was just buying the product. Once she explained that she wanted a return, my manager started the return process.

Customer: “Sorry for not being clear. I’ve been feeling a bit off. The government keeps changing the weather and hiding the sun, and I think I am Vitamin D deficient.”

At this point, my manager and everyone around her is speechless, and my manager just kind of tries to move things along.

Manager: “Ah, yeah… I hate it when that happens…”

After:

Manager: “Okay, yeah, I see it now…”